Funny Jokes Shayari – 200+ Best Comedy Hinglish Status

Subah uthke mirror dekha,
mirror ne kaha — “bhai tu bhi?” 😂
Maine kaha — haan yaar,
lagta hai hum dono ko hi neend nahi aayi. 😅

Diet start karni thi aaj se,
phir biscuit ka packet khul gaya. 😬
Ab kal se pakka. 😄

Dost ne kaha — “tu change ho gaya hai.” 🤔
Maine kaha — “haan yaar,
pehle sirf chai peeta tha,
ab chai ke saath biscuit bhi.” 😂

Exam mein likha — “To the best of my knowledge…” 📝
Bas itna hi tha knowledge. 😅

Gym join kiya, fees bhari, bag laaya,
ek din gaya — 😤
Ab gym ko mera photo frame samjho,
hum unhe dekhte hain, woh hume dekhte hain. 😂

Maa ne kaha — “beta, career ke baare mein socho.” 😐
Main soch raha tha —
kaunsa wala meme bhejun. 😂

Dost ka birthday tha,
gift liya nahi,
bas ek dil se “Happy Birthday” bola 😄
Dost ne block kar diya. 😂

Zindagi ek exam hai,
aur mera admit card hi gum hai. 😅

Office mein boss ne kaha — “Be creative.” 💼
Maine leave application poem mein likhi.
Ab main creative bhi hoon, aur ghar par bhi. 😂

Rishteydaar aaye,
“Beta kya karta hai aajkal?” 🤨
Maine kaha — “self-discovery mein hoon.” 😎
Woh aaj bhi soch rahe hain. 😂

Pyaar mein padna nahi chahta tha,
par teri aankhen WiFi jaisi hain — 📶
bina permission ke connect ho jaati hain. 😂

Neend aati nahi,
kaam hota nahi,
bhook lagti hai raat ko —
yeh zindagi hai ya Netflix? 😴😂

Sapne bade hain,
pocket chhoti hai,
aur EMI aa gayi — 😬
yeh toh romantic tragedy hai. 😂

Dost fun ke liye poochha — “Chal kuch karte hain.” 🤩
Maine kaha — “Thoda ruk,
pehle yeh reel complete ho jaaye.” 📱😂

Khana khaya, soye,
uthke phir khaya —
yeh routine nahi, lifestyle hai. 😌😂

Log kehte hain — “Hard work beats talent.” 💪
Maine socha — lekin sleep beats everything. 😴😂

Paisa nahi, attitude hai —
par ATM ne attitude nahi liya. 💸😂

Motivational quote padha —
“You can do it!” 💪
Maine socha — kya main sach mein?
Phir so gaya. 😅

Dost ne breakup ke baad kaha —
“Bhai, ab main free hoon.” 🙌
Maine kaha — “Congratulations,
ab tu free trial hai.” 😂

Zindagi mein ek rule hai mera —
subah uthke chai peeno,
phir decide karo karna kya hai. ☕
Chai peete peete raat ho jaati hai. 😂

Wo kehti thi — “Tu samjhta nahi.” 😐
Main kehta tha — “Haan, samjhne ki koshish mein hi zindagi beet gayi.” 😅

Yaar tune status lagaya —
“No more drama.” 🙄
Aur teen din mein teen naye episodes. 😂

Sharma ji ke bete ko dekha,
sab ne ek saath kaha —
“Itna padha likhaa!” 📚
Bhai, hum bhi dekh rahe hain Instagram. 😂

Alarm lagaaya 5 baje ka,
subah uthke socha — 😤
“Yeh tune kya kiya?” 😂
Alarm ko snooze, khud ko praise. 😅

Dost fun quotes bhejta hai subah —
main reply karta hoon shaam ko —
“Sorry, soya tha.” 😴😂

Kuch log kehte hain —
“Mujhe nahi padta kisi ki.” 😏
Par unka WhatsApp status daily update hota hai. 😂

Relationship mein ek hi rule —
jo baat bolni ho, seedha bolo. 😐
Par seedha bolne se toh fight ho gayi —
ab ishaaron mein baat hoti hai. 😂

Duniya keh rahi hai — “Be yourself.” 😊
Jab main myself tha,
sabne kaha — “Thoda change karo.” 😂

Maa ne pucha — “Kya khaaoge?” 🍽️
Maine kaha — “Jo ban jaaye.”
Aaj se teen din baad khana mila.
Woh jo ban gaya tha, woh bread-butter thi. 😂

Zindagi ek journey hai —
aur main abhi bhi platform pe khada hoon,
train dhundh raha hoon. 🚉😅

Kal se pakka —
phone kam chalaunga,
kitaab zyada padhunga. 📖
Yeh soch ke so gaya. 😴😂

Boss ne kaha — “Meeting mein zyada bolo.” 💼
Maine pehli baar zyada bola —
aur woh meri last meeting thi. 😅😂

Dost fun karne nikla —
hum log gaye, ghumme, khaya —
aur bill aate hi sab gaayab. 😂💸

Log social media pe jhooth bolte hain —
“Sab theek hai.” 😐
Yaar, teesri chai hai aur raat ke 2 baj rahe hain. ☕😂

Meri zindagi ka formula —
Plan karo, bhool jao,
last minute mein karo —
repeat. 😅😂

Padhne baitha, phone uthaya,
Instagram dekha, YouTube dekha,
uthke chai banayi —
padhai kal hogi. 📱😂

Dost ne kaha — “Tu bahut smart hai.” 🧠
Maine socha — yaar, mujhe bhi nahi pata tha. 😂

Khud pe itna trust hai mujhe —
jo socha, woh kiya —
nahi kiya toh socha —
“Kal pakka.” 😂

Funny jokes sunke hasna aata hai,
aur zindagi dekh ke toh
khud hi ek funny joke lagti hai. 😂❤️

Yaar, zindagi itni serious kyun leni —
haso, khao, so jao —
kal phir yahi karo. 😄
Yahi plan hai. 😂

Yaar, tu bestie isliye hai —
kyunki tere saath bewakoofi karna
bhi samajhdaari lagti hai. 😂❤️

Dost fun ke liye bola —
“Chal kuch adventure karte hain.” 😤
Hum gaye, ice cream khayi,
ghar aa gaye. Adventure complete. 🍦😂

Tere bina zindagi boring nahi hoti,
tere bina zindagi normal hoti —
aur normal toh mujhe pasand nahi. 😂❤️

Dost ka matlab —
teri galti mein bhi tera saath de,
aur baad mein tujhpe hi hanse. 😂

Tu mera dost hai isliye nahi kehta —
“Tu sahi hai.”
Tu kehta hai — “Tu bhi wrong hai, chal baith.” 😂❤️

Tere saath mujhe embarrass hona pasand hai —
kyunki embarrassment bhi teri company mein
entertaining lagti hai. 😅😂

Group chat mein tere meme pe —
do log haste hain,
aur woh do log hum hain. 😂📱

Yaar, tujhe pata hai —
meri life mein tujhse zyada
reliable sirf meri chai hai. ☕😂

Dost ne kaha — “Tu theek hai?” 🤔
Maine kaha — “Haan.”
Dost ne kaha — “Jhooth mat bol.”
Maine kaha — “Okay, chai pila.” ☕😂

Teri dosti ek investment hai —
jisme return sirf hassi hai —
aur yeh investment kabhi loss mein nahi jaati. 😂❤️

Log kehte hain — “Dost waqt pe kaam aate hain.” 🙌
Tu waqt pe nahi aata,
par apne saath sirf mazaa laata hai. 😂

Tere saath chalna matlab —
koi map nahi,
koi plan nahi,
bas chal pade. 😄
Aur lost hoke bhi maza aaya. 😂

Tujhe dekh ke lagta hai —
duniya mein kuch toh sahi hai. 😊
Warna bas tujhse hi thoda galat bhi. 😂

Birthday pe gift laya nahi toh —
dost ne ek shayari sunaayi —
“Teri dosti hi gift hai.” 😂
Yaar, ab yeh bhi mera excuse hai. 😅

Hum log late aate hain,
galat order karte hain,
bill split pe ladte hain —
phir bhi yahi dost wali vibes hain. 😂❤️

Duniya ke paas logic hai,
mere paas dost hai,
aur dost ke paas na logic hai na reason —
bas fun hai. 😂

Tere bina yeh shaam adhuri hai —
jaise chai bina cheeni,
ya main bina reasons ke late aaya. ☕😂

Dost ki definition —
woh jo tumhara secret jaanta hai —
aur abhi tak bola nahi. 😏😂

Tu sunta nahi, tu kehta zyada hai,
tu hamesha late aata hai —
aur phir bhi tere bina kuch nahi. 😂❤️

Jokes shayari mein teri yaad aati hai —
kyunki tu khud ek chalta phirta joke hai. 😂
Love you yaar. ❤️

Hum dono ka ek hi rule —
jab bhi milein, kuch naya khaana try karo —
aur baad mein pachtaao. 😂🍽️

Teri wajah se —
mere parents ko lagta hai —
main galat company mein hoon. 😂
Aur woh bilkul sahi hain. ❤️

Yaar, apni dosti ka ek hi description —
“Yeh normal nahi tha,
yeh toh legend tha.” 😂🙌

Log rishte nibhate hain —
hum dono toh sirf
ek doosre ko tang karte hain —
aur yahi rishta hai. 😂❤️

Paisa ho ya na ho,
mood ho ya na ho —
tera phone aaye toh
uthna padta hai. 📱😂

Tere saath reh ke ek cheez seekhi —
plans banana ek art hai,
aur unhe tod dena ek talent. 😂

Dost fun quotes bhejta hai,
main double tick karta hoon —
blue kabhi nahi hoga. 😂📱
Yahi dosti ki asli sacchai. 😅

Tere bina ek din bhi boring nahi —
bina tere boring hai. 😂
Samjha? Matlab tu problem hai. 😂❤️

Ek din hum dono serious baat kar rahe the —
aur teri aankhon mein hassi dekhi —
sab serious baat hawa ho gayi. 😂

Yaar, tujhe yaad hai —
jab hum dono ne socha tha —
“Ek baar try karte hain.” 😄
Woh “ek baar” ab aadat ban gayi. 😂

Tere saath ghumna matlab —
Google Maps ki bhi nahi sunta. 😂📍

Log kehte hain — “Soulmate hota hai.” 😊
Mujhe laga tera matlab romantic tha —
par tu toh bhai wala soulmate hai. 😂❤️

Teri company mein ek baat hai —
kuch bhi karo,
hassi aati hai. 😂
Even filing taxes. 😅

Tu mera therapist bhi hai —
par tere rates bohot zyada hain —
tu chai maangta hai. ☕😂

Zindagi mein bahut log aaye gaye —
par tere jaise —
ek hi mila — baas ek. 😂❤️
God ki bhi limit hoti hai. 😅

Dost fun mein kuch bolega —
hasi chhupaoge —
par andar se toot jaoge. 😂

Tu mera ride-or-die hai —
mostly “die” wala part —
kyunki tere plans se toh jaan jaati hai. 😂

Yaar, tujhse ek cheez sikhi —
zindagi mein “Plan B” hona chahiye —
kyunki tera “Plan A” kabhi kaam nahi karta. 😂

Hum dono ek ek doosre ki
sabse badi galti bhi hain —
aur sabse acha decision bhi. 😂❤️

Teri dosti ka ek hi summary —
na samajh aaye,
na chhoot paaye. 😂❤️

Monday ko dekh ke lagta hai —
yeh week bhi usi tarah jayega —
jaise pichla gaya tha. 😐😂

Office mein productive dikhna ek art hai —
screen pe Excel open rakho,
andar Instagram chalo. 📱😂

Boss ne email kiya —
“Please see the below mail.” 📧
Below mein wahi tha jo upar tha.
Maine reply kiya — “Seen.” 😂

Meeting mein sab baat kar rahe the —
main notes le raha tha —
actually meme save kar raha tha. 😂📝

Deadline “today” thi —
maine “today” ki definition
11:59 PM maani. 😏😂

Office ki chai —
ghar ki chai se weak hoti hai —
bilkul meri Mondays ki tarah. ☕😂

Appraisal mein boss ne kaha —
“You need to improve.” 🤨
Maine socha — sir, aap bhi. 😂

Work from home ka matlab —
bed se laptop uthao,
baith jao —
phir so jao. 😴😂

Zoom call mein camera on kiya —
aur realize kiya —
baal aaj bhi nahi banaye. 😬😂

Friday 5 baje —
yeh feeling koi award nahi de sakta. 🙌😂
Yeh toh mera weekly rebirth hai. 😅

Salary aane ke baad —
account se gayab bhi usi speed se hoti hai
jis speed se kaam karta hoon main. 😂💸

Office mein “team player” kehte hain mujhe —
main sochta hoon —
“Matlab meri galti pe bhi sab hasenge?” 😂

Leave application likhna —
ek creative writing exercise hai. ✍️
Jhooth ko convincing banana — yeh real skill hai. 😂

Office mein ek rule —
jo kaam nahi karta,
woh manager ban jaata hai. 😂💼

9 to 5 job ka matlab —
5 minute late aao,
1 ghante ki explanation do. 😅😂

Boss ki meeting ke liye —
prepare karo, presentation banao,
aur woh pooche baat kuch aur. 😂

Office pantry mein —
sab ki lunch boxes ek jaisi dikhti hain —
par steal tab hi hoti hai jab tumhari ho. 😂🍱

Annual report tha,
quarterly review tha,
ek cheez nahi thi — increment. 😐😂

Office ka WiFi sabse slow tab hota hai —
jab kaam urgent ho. 📶😂
Yeh coincidence nahi, yeh conspiracy hai. 😅

Job change karna chahta hoon —
par LinkedIn pe profile update karte karte
3 ghante ho gaye. 😂💻

Target tha 10,
kiya 7,
bologe 8 —
yahi office survival hai. 😂📊

Team lunch mein sab khush dikhte hain —
aur office mein wahi log —
ek doosre ko ignore karte hain. 😂🍽️

HR ne kaha — “We value you.” 😊
Increment mein dikhao bhai. 😂

Office mein sab smart work ki baat karte hain —
aur main smart phone pe kaam karta hoon. 😂📱

Resignation likhna chahta hoon —
par autocorrect ne “resignation” ko
“rest in peace” kiya — 😂
shayad wahi sahi hai. 😅

Colleagues ke saath rooz milna —
par naam yaad nahi hote sab ke. 😬
“Hey!” — yahi meri setting hai. 😂

Probation mein tha —
sab se seedha behava kiya —
confirm hua —
ab main bhi normal ho gaya. 😂

Kaam bohot hai,
time thoda hai —
aur main yeh shayari padh raha hoon. 😂
Productivity at its peak. 😅

Office mein “synergy” sun ke
sirf ek feeling aati hai —
“Yeh kya hota hai?” 😂

Lunch break mein —
khana khaane se zyada waqt —
decide karne mein lagta hai. 😅😂

Performance review mein likha —
“Areas of improvement: everything.” 😂
Boss ne kaha — “Honest hun you.” 😅

Aaj productive rehna tha —
subah 9 se yeh plan tha —
3 baj gaye, plan wahi hai. 😂

Office culture ko samjha nahi kabhi —
par chai culture samajh gaya —
yahi kafi hai. ☕😂

Jab boss out of office ho —
toh office mein ek alag hi
relaxation vibe hoti hai. 😂😎

Office ki printer —
sab se unreliable cheez hai duniya mein. 🖨️
Aaj bhi jam ho gayi. 😂

Exit interview mein sach bolna chahta tha —
par increment leni thi referral ke liye —
toh “It was a great experience.” 😂

Office mein ek rule —
jo sabse zyada bolta hai meetings mein,
woh sabse kam kaam karta hai. 😂💼

Kaam tha kal ka,
aaj ho gaya —
yeh toh bonus productivity hai. 😂

Yaar, office se ghar aate waqt —
ek hi feeling hoti hai —
“Kal mat aana.” 😂😅

Salary aai, khushi aai,
bills aaye, khushi gayi —
yeh cycle hi zindagi hai. 😂💸

Usne kaha — “Main simple hoon.” 😊
Phir usne ek ghante ka monologue diya. 😅😂

Wo boli — “Mujhe kuch nahi chahiye gift mein.” 😐
Maine nahi liya.
Ab main single hoon. 😂

Pehli date pe sab perfect tha —
doosri date pe realise hua —
woh sirf mirchi wala khaana pasand karti hai —
aur mujhe acidity hai. 😂🌶️

Usne kaha — “Tu samajhta nahi.” 😤
Main samjha nahi —
toh ab woh explain kar rahi hai —
do ghante se. 😂

Pyaar mein sabse badi galti —
“Theek hai, jo tujhe accha lage.” 😐
Bhai, yeh sentence drama ka invitation hai. 😂

Usne mood off status lagaya —
maine pucha — “Kya hua?” 🤔
Usne kaha — “Kuch nahi.”
Yeh “kuch nahi” ka novel likhna chahiye. 😂

Jo teri baat nahi sunti,
woh teri ho nahi sakti — 😏
jo sunta nahi,
woh reh nahi sakta. 😂

Wo kehti hai — “Be honest.” 😊
Main honest hua —
aur ab woh naraaz hai. 😂
Lesson: selective honesty. 😅

Propose karna tha romantic —
maine socha ek shayari sunaunga —
bhool gaya shayari beech mein. 😬
Woh hasi, main bhi hasa — done. 😂❤️

Pyaar mein ek hi rule —
jo bolta hai “I don’t care,” —
wahi sabse zyada care karta hai. 😂

Couple goals hai humara —
hum dono ek hi show dekhte hain —
alag alag pace pe. 😂📺

Wo boli — “Hum baat nahi karte ab.” 😑
Maine kaha — “Okay.”
Wo boli — “Seriously? Okay?” 😤
Main phir se lost. 😂

Pyaar mein gusse se zyada —
silence dangerous hota hai. 😐
Uska “hmmm” mujhe zyada dara deta hai. 😂

Usne kaha — “Main busy hoon.” 📱
Par uski story update ho rahi thi. 😂
Bhai, yeh kya busy hai? 😅

Wo naraaz thi,
maine flowers laaye —
usne kaha — “Flowers se kuch nahi hota.” 😐
Maine socha — chocolates lao kal. 🍫😂

Anniversary par —
usne gift liya,
maine kehna tha — “Main hi tera gift hoon.” 😎
Galti ho gayi. 😂

Pyaar mein “fine” ka matlab —
fine nahi hota. 😑
Yeh sabse important lesson hai. 😂

Usne kaha — “Mujhe sochna hai.” 🤔
Maine kaha — “Lete sochte hain.” 😴
Main so gaya —
woh aaj bhi soch rahi hai. 😂

Romantic dinner plan kiya —
khana jala,
order kiya —
woh aur romantic ho gayi. 🍕😂

Pyaar mein sabse zyada —
woh moment sahi lagta hai
jab dono milke khana order karo —
aur phir ek ki pasand na hoti ho. 😂🍽️

Usne kaha — “Tu change ho gaya.” 😔
Maine socha —
haan, main pehle camera pe chhupa nahi tha. 😂

Pyaar mein ek hi truth —
“Main busy tha” aur
“Mujhe yaad nahi tha” —
yeh dono bahane kabhi kaam nahi karte. 😂😅

Pehle date pe intelligent lagta tha —
teesre date pe usne jaana —
sab Wikipedia se tha. 😂📖

Wo boli — “Hum friends rahenge.” 😐
Main bol raha hoon —
haan yaar, chill hai. 😂
(Chill nahi hai.) 😅

Pyaar ka pehla phase —
sab perfect lagta hai. 😊
Doosra phase —
sab real lagta hai. 😂

Usne kaha — “Hum compatible nahi.” 😔
Main bolta — yaar, phone bhi compatible nahi tha —
cable liya, kaam chala. 😂

Pyaar mein ek problem —
ek sochta hai bahut —
doosra sochta hi nahi. 😂

Wo kehti thi — “Main low maintenance hoon.” 😊
Maintenance toh hain,
instructions manual nahi mili. 😂

Pyaar woh hota hai —
jab tum dono milke decide karo —
aur phir dono ko hi galat lage. 😂

Usne photo share ki —
“Kaisi lagi?” 📸
Maine sach bola —
“Pehli wali better thi.” 😬
Ab woh baat nahi kart. 😂

Pyaar mein —
“Main 5 minute mein aata hoon”
ka matlab 40 minute hota hai —
universal rule. 😂⏱️

Usne poochha — “Kya soch raha hai?” 😊
Maine kaha — “Kuch nahi.”
Sach mein kuch nahi soch raha tha —
par ab woh suspicious hai. 😂

Date pe restaurant choose karna —
30 minute Google,
15 minute discuss —
phir bhi wahi waala. 😂🍽️

Pyaar mein ek hi funda —
jaisa sochte ho,
waisa hota nahi —
waisa hota hai jo expect nahi karte. 😂

Pehli baar milna —
perfect plan,
perfect clothes —
phir auto late aaya. 😂🚗

Pyaar mein sabse bada drama —
“Tu samjhta hi nahi mujhe.” 😤
Bhai, 3 saal se samjhne ki koshish mein hoon. 😂

Usne kaha — “Mujhe genuine log pasand hain.” 😊
Maine apna asli aap dikhaya —
ab genuine log dhundh rahi hai. 😂

Pyaar mein itna invested hoon —
ki mujhe returns ki bhi parwah nahi —
jhooth bol raha hoon. 😂

Romantic movie dekh ke socha —
“Aisa bhi hota hai?” 🎬
Phir real life yaad aai. 😅😂

Pyaar aur data plan ek jaisa hota hai —
dono unlimited lagte hain —
aur 10 din mein khatam hote hain. 😂📶

School mein teacher ne kaha —
“Aankh band karke socho.” 😌
Maine sach mein aankhein band ki —
aur neend aa gayi. 😴😂

College ka pehla din —
sab cool dikhne ki koshish kar rahe the —
main gate dhundh raha tha. 😬😂

Last bench ka ek hi fayda —
teacher ki nazar se bahar,
duniya ki nazar mein. 😎😂

Proxy dena ek art tha —
voice change karke bola —
“Present sir.” 🎭
Sir ne jaana bhi nahi. 😂

Assignment last minute mein karna —
Google Translate se Hindi mein karna —
teacher ko aaj bhi samjha nahi. 😂📝

College canteen ka woh samosa —
jo pehle 5 rupaye ka tha —
aaj 40 ka hai —
par wahi pyaar hai. ❤️😂

Pehli baar crush se baat ki —
naam poochha —
phir ek ghanta socha “aage kya bolun.” 😬😂

School mein ek formula tha —
jab kuch nahi pata,
toh answer mein likhte the —
“As per the above.” 😂

College ka wo friend —
jo notes leke aata tha —
sab uske dost ban jaate. 😂📚

Exam ke pehle raat —
“Sab yaad hai.” 😤
Exam hall mein —
“Yeh question kahan se aaya?” 😂

School mein punishment —
bahar khade raho. 🚪
Hum khush —
class se toh bahar nikle. 😂

College ke woh free periods —
sabse productive time —
chai, baatein, plans —
jo kabhi bane nahi. ☕😂

Teacher ne kaha —
“Yeh class mein baar baar puchhunga.” 📖
Doosre din ek alag chapter pe chale gaye. 😂

Result aane se pehle —
sab prayers karte hain —
result aane ke baad —
sab strategies. 😂🙏

Woh dost jo topper tha —
sab ne usse use kiya —
aur woh khush tha —
attention mila. 😂📚

Sports day pe —
sab daurte the —
main daurta tha canteen ki taraf. 🏃😂

School bus mein —
last seat ke liye ladai —
aaj samajh aaya kyun —
driver ko dikhte nahi the. 😂🚌

College ka woh group project —
ek banda karta tha —
sab ka naam hota tha. 😂

Teachers ka yeh kehna —
“Exam mein yeh zaroor aayega.” 📝
Ek bhi nahi aaya. 😂

School ke din yaad karta hoon —
tab tension sirf homework ki thi —
ab tension kai taraf se hai. 😅😂

College trip plan hoti thi —
parents se permission,
pocket money —
aur ek dost hamesha cancel. 😂

Woh last bench gang —
aaj bhi WhatsApp group hai —
aur sirf memes chalte hain. 😂📱

School ka tiffin —
maa ne banaaya tha —
sab ne khaaya. 🍱😂
Yeh sharing thi, looting nahi. 😅

Jab teacher class se bahar jaate —
class ek concert ban jaati thi. 🎤😂

Tuition waale sir ka ek hi dialogue —
“School mein sikhate nahi kya?” 😐
Sir, school mein bhi aap hi hain. 😂

Attendance 75% chahiye thi —
meri 74.9 thi —
ab bhi woh 0.1 ka gham hai. 😂😅

College mein ek cheez seekhi —
sab kuch last minute mein hota hai —
aur hota bhi hai. 😂

Farewell mein roya —
sab yaad aaye —
ek mahine baad sab ki baat bhi nahi. 😂
Zindagi chalti rehti hai. 😅

Hostel ki woh raatein —
Maggi aur baatein —
yeh recipe koi book nahi batati. 🍜😂

College ke woh din —
jab paise kam the —
maza zyada tha. 😂❤️
Kuch ulta hai duniya mein. 😅

Padhai karne ka plan tha —
dost aa gaya —
ek ghante ki chai ki mehfil —
3 ghante. ☕😂

School ki library mein —
sab padhte the —
main sochta tha —
“Kitne boring log hain.” 😂📚

Teacher ne kaha —
“Bright future ahead.” ✨
Main sochta tha —
“Pehle college toh complete karo.” 😂

Woh pehla CGPA —
zyada sochne ki zaroorat nahi —
uske baad toh sab “it’s just a number” tha. 😂

School mein Principal ka speech —
ek bhi cheez yaad nahi —
par canteen ka wafer yaad hai. 😂

College ke dost —
life mein sabse important decision —
jo accidentally bane. 😂❤️

Woh din yaad karo —
jab zindagi sirf —
chai, cricket, aur class bunk thi. 😄
Simple tha, seedha tha. 😂

College ka last day —
sab ne kaha — “Touch in touch rahenge.” 😊
Group abhi bhi hai —
sab mute kar ke rakhte hain. 😂

Woh pehla campus placement —
suit pehna, tie lagaya —
interview mein poochha —
“Python aata hai?” 😬😂

Yeh 200 shayaris likhne ke baad ek hi socha —
zindagi mein funny moments ki kami nahi —
bas nazar chahiye dekhne ki. 😂❤️
Haste raho, dosto ko hasaate raho. 😄